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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5309 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 127 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!