PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6966	Zombie Dances:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Animals Bred:	83	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Votes:	3330
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9434
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	123	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

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