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ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	638364
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4320	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3467	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

active members, Adventures, client mods, comms, discord server, Factions, Fresh community, inventory, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, Minecraft, Minecraft-Discord Comms, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Squids, streaming, streaming friendly, system friendly, Temple, Temple building, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

anger, capcom, Capcom backlash, Capcom controversy, Capcom controversy explained, Capcom criticism, Capcom drama, Capcom fans, Capcom games, Capcom news, Capcom outrage, CapcomCraft, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, smp, video game companies, video games, WTF

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

blended family, child-free wedding, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family inclusion, family loyalty, family relationships, family solidarity, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, girlfriend’s sister’s wedding, kid not invited, KidFree, Minecraft, niece and nephew, Server, stepfamily, Wedding, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation etiquette, WIBTA

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!