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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4939 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.
