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Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchantments Applied:	193	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	290

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4903
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Potions Brewed:	70	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	164

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!