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DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	77704
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7573
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2911	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

38.210.79.231:27512

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	876
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?