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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7570 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9927 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.
So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!
