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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3998 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9414 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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