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HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4287
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6508
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Votes:	6526	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

Alluring, attractive, Babes, blocks, Bootylicious, CONFIDENT, Dominant, fashion, fetish, footwear, heavy boots, heels, hot, Irresistible, Kinky, leather, licking, Powerful, seductive, Sexy, STRONG, stylish, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9410	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

1. women, 10. discrimination, 11. challenges, 12. opportunities, 13. perspectives, 14. roles, 15. Beliefs, 16. norms, 17. questions, 18. misconceptions, 19. truth, 2. gender, 20. myths., 3. equality, 4. stereotypes, 5. feminism, 6. society, 7. culture, 8. expectations, 9. empowerment, LolCraft, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Potions Brewed:	112
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

African, Afro-Brazilian, Architecture, Bahia, Brazil, Brazilian, Candomblé, Colorful, cuisine, culture, Diverse, Exploration, heritage, History, Music, Religion, salvador, SalvadorCraft, SPIRITUAL, Traditions, travel, vibrant, Victory, wake

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	812
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Farms Harvested:	138
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

#gamer, Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Celica, Character, Cheating, Crafty, Digital, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy wife, fantasy world, fictional, Gaming, hotwife, Hotwifes, Marriage, relationship, role playing, RPG, video games, vidya, virtual

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.