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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3249 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
