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Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	796348
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

Feline Friends Minecraft Server

adventure games, animal companions, cat companions, cat lovers, Feline, feline friends, Friends, furry friends, games, Gaming, indie games, interactive games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pet simulation, Puzzle Games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, video games, virtual reality games, virtual-pets

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4667
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crops Grown:	6446
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Votes:	3594
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	7474	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	4807	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Emeralds Found:	6508	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.