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Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

#revelation, BELIEF, divine communication, divine inspiration, divine message, divine revelation, FAITH, GOD, Gods, lols, message from God, Minecraft, Pain, Prophecy, religious belief, religious experience, sacred text, scroll, Scrolls, Server, spiritual awakening, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, Suffering, Vatican

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Love Letters Sent:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Annoying AF Minecraft Server – Where Random Language is the Norm!

annoyance, ANNOYING, Automation, Bash, cmake, coding, command line, compatibility, efficiency, ESOTERIC, Frustration, Language, linux, make, Minecraft, Modernization, norm, programming, Python, Random, scripting language, Server, Software Development, standardization, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5089
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	80
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you need a PhD in computer science just to play Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Say goodbye to confusing commands like “>bash>cmake>make>python” and hello to the simplicity of using Python as your scripting language.

Join our server and experience the joy of coding in Python while building your dream world in Minecraft. No more wasting time trying to decipher cryptic commands in Bash or Make – with Python, everything is easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the days of feeling like a coding wizard just to play a game. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of Python coding, so you never know what adventures await you on our server!

Blocky Shenanigans

anger, BETRAYAL, black company, blocky, Competition, Conflict, controversy, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, Drama, friendship, Frustration, gift stealing, hurt feelings, Jealousy, loyalty, mistrust, Nijisisters, scandal, Shenanigans, theft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of niji stealing your gifts on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, niji can’t touch your precious loot! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored adventures and unicorn battles. Build your own magical kingdom and show niji who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat niji in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life leprechaun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the rainbow madness begin!

Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, taboo

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2455	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Enchantments Applied:	227

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	2338
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	111
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	5009	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	356636
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

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