Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

#revelation, BELIEF, divine communication, divine inspiration, divine message, divine revelation, FAITH, GOD, Gods, lols, message from God, Minecraft, Pain, Prophecy, religious belief, religious experience, sacred text, scroll, Scrolls, Server, spiritual awakening, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, Suffering, Vatican

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, Crafty, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, long tail tags, lucy pyre, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

CraftyWeddingBestMan

3rd marriage, 40s, best man, canceling, courthouse wedding, CraftyWeddingBestMan, évite, family time, friend’s wedding, insurance coverage, job changes, lack of details, last minute, late cancellation, milestone, obnoxious date, party reception, pulling teeth, second marriage, travel expenses

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

alluring quirkiness, captivating eccentricities, captivating oddity, captivating peculiarity, charming idiosyncrasies, curious magnetism, distinctive charm, eccentric attractiveness, enchanting peculiarity, fascinating oddities, intriguing features, intriguing peculiarities, oddly attractive, OddlyAttractiveMC, offbeat allure, peculiar attractiveness, Quirky Charm, smp, strange allure, unconventional beauty, Unique Features, unusual appeal

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5983	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyChicksMC

Awareness, Communication, CraftyChicksMC, emotions, Empathy, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Listening, Men, misconceptions, perspective, reddit, relationships, Respect, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperCo

Assistance, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, crisis management., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, government cooperation, Humanitarian efforts, international aid, Lukashenko, neighboring countries, Peacekeeping, political alliances, post-war recovery, regional stability, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Magical Moments Shared:	20

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

antibiotic, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, antimicrobial stewardship, Apocalypse, bacterial resistance, Cockroach, Cockroaches, contamination, CRAZE, disease transmission, environmental health, Healthcare Epidemiology, healthcare facilities, Hospital-acquired Infections, hygiene practices, infection control, infectious diseases, outbreak, Pathogen Spread, Pest Control, Pest Management, public health, Sanitation Measures, US Hospital

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where cockroaches are the real MVPs! These little critters have been training for years to fight off antibiotic resistant bacteria in a US hospital. They’re like tiny superheroes with six legs and a serious attitude problem.

You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!

🐸FROGCRAFT: Where Minecraft Ribbits with Excitement! Java + Bedrock, Teams, Voice chat, Claims, Dynmap – Hop on! 🐸

bedrock, bedrock edition, Chat, check out, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, EXCITEMENT, follow-up, FrogCraft, Griefing, home, Hop, INFORMATION, java, Join, Live, members, Minecraft, perfect spot, pet frog, Play, Polls, Ribbits, Server, smp, Spawn, Support, Survival, Teams, VOICE, world border

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

We are a 1.21 survival server with:

Feature	Description
🗳️ Polls	For everything on the server
🌐 World Border	A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide border
⚔️ Teams	For you and your friends to create and join
🗣️ Voice Chat	Simple voice chat for you and your friends
🛡️ Claims	To prevent players from griefing your home
🗺️ Dynmap	To help you find the perfect spot to live

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

We DO support Bedrock Edition as well!

Server IP: play.frogcraft.live

And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends?	Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends.
Are there any protections against griefing?	Yes, you can claim areas to prevent players from griefing your home.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is play.frogcraft.live
What version of Minecraft does this server support?	We support Minecraft 1.21 and also Bedrock Edition.

Genocide Craft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Atrocity, Awareness, collective memory, Craft, documented, education, Genocide, historical trauma, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, international law, Justice, memorialization, Minecraft, moral obligation, recognition, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Truth, war crime

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the most documented genocide in Minecraft history – no one can claim ignorance of the epic battles that take place here!

Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us and become a part of the legendary tales that will be told for generations to come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Fixed Mindset Minecraft SMP – 95% of Turks

closed-minded, closed-off, cognitive rigidity, conformity, conservative mindset, cultural beliefs, cultural conditioning, Fixed, fixed mindset, lack of growth mindset, mindset, Minecraft, narrow minded, PROVINCIAL, psychological inflexibility, resistance to change, smp, social attitudes, societal norms, traditional values, Turks

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	411939	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of narrow-minded villagers who can’t think outside the block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the 95% of Turks with fixed mindsets! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come join us and help us defeat the llamas before it’s too late!

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