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SMPAntiRacismRebel – Minecraft SMP
Tired of dealing with real-life drama and work culture? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant chicken coop! Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only discrimination is between creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a trip to Japan where you can start a new life away from all the chaos. So what are you waiting for? Say sayonara to your problems and join us today! -
TrackTrotFunLand
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!
AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!
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Trannymania Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Jews can’t hide behind trannymania anymore! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the zombie pigmen invasion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pigs and exploding chickens!
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the Jews and trannymania. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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GaymingCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush!Join us on our Linux gayming thread for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant hot dog. But instead of getting mad, everyone on the server joined in on the fun and turned their houses into condiments. The result? The most epic hot dog party Minecraft has ever seen!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs dressed as unicorns, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Linux gayming thread today and let the craziness begin!
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BlockyBodyPositivity
come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us! -
JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!
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AquaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling "tranny" here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!
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PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a sausage fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is breaking barriers and bringing in the ladies! We’ve got a perfect 50/50 split of male and female gamers, making it the most diverse and inclusive server out there. Join us and witness the epic battles between the guys and gals as they compete for dominance in the virtual world! Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! -
JeetCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a pack of creepers wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow blocks. Yeah, you heard that right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, it’s a real pain in the grass block.