Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden yuri paradise filled with cute girls holding hands and building heart-shaped houses together. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun too!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary yuri dragon, a majestic creature that shoots rainbow fire and grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets and claim its treasure?
So come on down to our server and experience a world where love knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and let the yuri games begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The winner gets a golden chicken as a prize!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. Just watch out for the giant chickens roaming the land – they’re not as friendly as they look!
Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.
But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!
Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or finding the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people |
|---|---|
| Custom Cosmetic Items | We have a large amount of custom cosmetics |
| Crates | 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates |
| Claims | Used to protect against griefing |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | Deaths have a minor punishment |
| Waystones | Teleport between activated waystones |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132