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HugMeNotMinecraftSMP

Affection, closeness, comfort, Connection, desire, Embrace, embrace tightly, emotional bond, Hug, hug deeply, HugMeNotMinecraftSMP, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, love, physical contact, relationship, Touch, warmth, yearn for, yearning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of hugging virtual sheep in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you can hug all the players you want! We have a special plugin that allows you to physically hug other players in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of hugging Notch himself, now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the bunker first will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, we have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through the skies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most huggable Minecraft server out there!

BadMannersCraft

aggression, BadMannersCraft, behavioral issues, emotional instability, ENTITLEMENT, incorrect upbringing, lack of accountability, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of manners, lack of respect, lack of responsibility, lack of self-awareness, lack of self-control, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor social skills, Selfishness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

If someone doesn’t play on our Minecraft server, that’s a sure sign they were raised wrong! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic structures and battling creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on our server because he’s just that impressed with our players’ skills. So if you want to prove you were raised right and have some crazy adventures, join us now!

LatvianLootersMC

aerial maneuvers, air defense, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Defense, DETECTED, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, interception, international relations, jets, Latvian airspace, LatvianLootersMC, Military, nato, Russian, Scrambled, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Su-30s, Surveillance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magic Items Found:	1920	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual battleground, just like dem NATO jets scramblin’ after dem Russian Su-30s near Latvian airspace! We got epic PvP battles goin’ down 24/7, where u can show off ur mad skills and dominate da competition like a boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we got custom plugins dat let u fly like a jet and shoot fireballs outta ur hands! Imagine swoopin’ down on ur enemies like a badass superhero, unleashing chaos and destruction wherever u go. It’s like a freakin’ action movie come to life in Minecraft form!

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got secret hidden treasures scattered all over da map, just waiting for a brave adventurer like u to discover ’em. Rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword dat can one-shot any player in its path. Will u be da one to find it and become da ultimate warrior of da server?

So what are u waitin’ for? Join us now and experience da thrill of battle, da excitement of exploration, and da pure insanity of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun or somethin’. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

LowkeyAirBoost

air pressure, Altitude, atmospheric pressure, biology, breathing capacity, height, height and air intake, height correlation, height difference, height difference impact, height effect, height impact, height variation, human body, LowkeyAirBoost, lung function, oxygen intake, physical characteristics, physiology, respiratory system, short people

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.

CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief

#sustainability, China, Cities, CitySweat, climate change, coolcraft, Cooling, countryside, Environmental Science, Global Centre for Clean Air Research, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, land use, Relief, rural belts, scientists, Southeast University, study, University of Surrey, urban development, urban heat islands, Urban planning, urban temperatures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?

But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!

Konohaven: How Hermitcraft Shouldn’t Be. But At Least Our Java’s Stronger Than 1.21

Canada, custom models, Diamond based player-run shop economy, Discord, Endeman Griefing, Europe, Events and Challenges, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, Javas, Konohaven, Live Map, Minimal rules on shop themes, Phantoms Disabled, policies, Requirements, rules, shouldnt, Single player sleep, smp, Stronger, US, Virginia, whitelist application

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Other Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Diamond-based economy

FAQ:

1. When did Season 3 start?

Season 3 started on June 10, 2023.

2. Are there specific rules for shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition is encouraged. Staff will intervene if toxicity arises.

3. What events and challenges are available?

There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join for karaoke, holiday-themed events, and community build projects.

4. Are there custom models on the server?

Yes, there are custom items and hat models that require a lightweight resource pack to view. However, downloading the pack is not required.

5. Can I play solo on the server?

While the focus is on playing and building together this season, solo players are welcome. The server has players from the US, Canada, and Europe.

6. How do I whitelist?

Join the Discord server here.
Read the rules and requirements here.
Apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process. Generally, applicants must be 18+, with exceptions.

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Appointment, Australia, banned, CT, Diagnosis, DocCraft, DOCTORS, Drain, English, GOOGLE, India, Indian doctors, kikes, Minecraft, mri, PARASITES, pathology, Patients, Population, Server, street shitters, Subsidies, tax payer, Treatment, x-ray

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity!

SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP

Aborted fetus, abortion, Beliefs, Choice, compassion, controversy, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, Heart, Human need, Humanity, Life, Minecraft, morality, Pro Life, pro-choice, ProBlock, ProVoid, RIGHTS, self actualization, smp, VALUES

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?

But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.

So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

AIMTA, Apology, asthma, aunt, baby, BabySmoochBlocker, Boundaries, family, family function, favoritism, Harassment, infection, Kissing, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, reddit, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Server, shunned, young mother

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	9668
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

ParentalControlGoneWrong

adult children, adult decisions, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Values, honoring parents, Parental authority, ParentalControlGoneWrong, parenting, relationships, Resentment, step parents, stepfamily, traditional family

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!