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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7092 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Emeralds Found: | 9519 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 147 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.