Disturbing Comparisons MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

research, genetic engineering, scientific advancement, health, medical breakthrough

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

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Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

onion, tomato soup, Dinner, Realms, healthy

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

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Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

dog, family, commands, social media, Energetic

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

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RedstoneLadiesOnly

social norms, discrimination, Visit, cleanliness, period products

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

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GodAwfulActorMC SMP

disappointing actor, terrible actor performance, smp, god awful actor, cringe-worthy actor

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

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CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

Reflection, loved ones, Quest, Closure, Farewell

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

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TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Russian influence, regional stability, eastern europe, Diplomacy, PRESSURE

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

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Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

Elons, Government, innovation, Global influence, entrepreneur

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

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Lost in Minecraft Land

Simple, Seek, common, Land, Difficult

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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Lava Land Quest

volcanic plume, Earth’s atmosphere, volcanic ash, lava, Land

Yo, have you heard about the sickest Minecraft server ever? It’s like this crazy volcano that erupted and cooled the Earth in 1831, but now it’s a virtual world for you to explore! Join us and uncover the mysteries of this epic volcano, filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

Rumor has it that there are rare diamond blocks hidden deep within the volcano, guarded by lava monsters and fire-breathing dragons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly villagers who are always looking for new friends to trade with and help defend their village from evil mobs. Join forces with them and become a hero of the volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the depths of the mysterious volcano!

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