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SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	72	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8022
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	575	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Towns Built:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	165
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6123	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Votes:	4733	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Emeralds Found:	4337	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!