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Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Items Found:	4860	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4014	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Lonely_Legends Minecraft SMP

befriending, ended up, EXPLAIN, Followers, frens, Friend-less, hivemind, ISOLATION, jew puppet, Loneliness, Lonely_Legends, Minecraft, normies, Sheep, sixth sense, smp, social outcast, Support, support thread, together, weird, worth it, zero friends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of trying to make friends with normies who just don’t get you? Do you feel like you’re surrounded by sheep and followers who can’t appreciate your unique awesomeness? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept the weirdest and wildest players who refuse to conform to society’s boring standards.

Maybe you ended up friendless because you’re just too cool for the average person to handle. Or maybe you accidentally scared everyone away with your amazing sense of humor and killer Minecraft skills. Whatever the reason, we’re here to welcome you with open arms and create a community of misfits who understand and appreciate your quirks.

So if you’re ready to ditch the normies and join a group of like-minded weirdos, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll never feel alone again, and you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing chaos with your new frens. Let’s show the world what true friendship looks like – one creeper explosion at a time!

NoteBlockNoob

Accountability, Boundaries, canceling plans, class attendance, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, friendship, Group Chat, group dynamics, Interaction, Maturity, NoteBlockNoob, Notes, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-care, socializing, studying, University

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8725
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be ghosted like this poor university student? Join our server where we guarantee you’ll never be left hanging like this girl’s “friends” did to her!

Our server is full of active players who actually show up and participate in the fun. No last-minute cancellations here! Plus, we have a strict policy against using others for notes – you gotta earn your diamonds fair and square, just like everyone else.

Don’t be like the girl who only shows up when she needs something – join our server and be a part of a community that actually cares about each other. And remember, if you’re looking for notes, you won’t find them here – but you will find a great group of friends to play Minecraft with!

CraftyDeception

CraftyDeception, dangerous label, dangerous product, deceptive branding, deceptive marketing, deceptive name, deceptive product, deceptive title, false advertising, false impression, false name, misleading brand, misleading information, misleading label, misleading name, misleading packaging, misleading product, misleading title, misnomer, tricky name

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	4714

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track

Accelerate, aerial surveillance, Conflict, Defense, Drone Revolution, drone warfare, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, Fast, innovation, Innovation in Ukraine, Military, military innovation, military technology, national security, Technology, track, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian Armed Forces, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is like Ukraine’s drone revolution, but in Minecraft form!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a drone swoops down and drops a bunch of TNT on your friend’s house. Hilarious, right? But wait, there’s more! Our drones can also deliver pizza straight to your base, because who has time to cook when you’re busy building the sickest castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server for non-stop action and chaos. You never know what our drones will do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Echo MC

adventurers, Bedwars, Builders, Custom Plugins, custom server, Echo MC, Explorers, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, thrilling quests, unique gameplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3071	Emeralds Found:	9435
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Join a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and adventurers on our custom Minecraft server! Dive into a world brimming with unique gameplay features, custom plugins, and thrilling quests that will keep you engaged for hours.

74.217.202.164:26930

Server For the game Minecraft server

Civilization, Friends, Game, jump, learn, Minecraft, Mysteries, Parkour, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	8614
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

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Cherry Block SMP: Where even the creepers have a sweet tooth. Version 1.21.1. Now with crossplay!

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, bedrock, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, crossplay, Discord, Elevate, gateway, Griefing, HACKING, Journey, Memories, non-stop excitement, Premium, quality of life modifications, server ip, smp, stealing, SWEET, TOOTH, vanilla tweaks, Version, vibrant

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	248416

Cherry Block Minecraft Server

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Overview

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.
⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories. Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is no room for griefing on our server. We promote a friendly and collaborative community.
Are hacking or cheating tolerated?	No, we have a zero tolerance policy for hacking or cheating. Fair play is essential to our gameplay experience.
How long has the server been operational?	Our server has been operational since 2019, with nearly non-stop availability for players.
How can I join the community on Discord?	You can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided on our website or through in-game announcements.

Mori’s Minecraft Server: Parental Surprise

Adventures, Anime, Babysitting, bittersweet, COOKIES, Cooking, drawing, Fan art, friend for life, Frisbee, Gaming, Icebreaker, Minecraft, mini-concert, Mixing, mori calliope, Moris, movie marathon, Music, Parental, Picnic, Reaper, Server, Studio, Surprise, video games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	200357
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to babysit Mori Calliope for a week! That’s right, you’ll get to hang out with a famous reaper and have epic gaming sessions together.

Day 1: Mori notices your gaming setup and asks to join. Who knew reapers were pro gamers?

Day 2: Visit Mori’s studio and witness her music-making skills. She might even give you a private concert!

Day 3: Enjoy a picnic with Mori and play frisbee. Then bake cookies together and make a mess in the kitchen.

Day 4: Get creative and draw fan art of Mori with her guidance. Your art might even be featured in her next stream!

Day 5: Have a movie marathon with Mori and laugh at her hilarious commentary. Bond over your favorite characters.

Day 6: Learn some cooking skills from Mori and impress yourself with a delicious dinner.

Day 7: Say goodbye to Mori, but leave with newfound confidence and a friend for life.

Join our server for a week of unforgettable adventures with Mori Calliope!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, uraku misugiri, Version 5.1, Web Event, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	222	Villages Defended:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	122
Dragon Eggs Found:	1311	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!