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Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	8998
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Votes:	3650	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	950542
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	7608
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crops Grown:	7865
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.