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Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Divine Spears Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

Amateur, apps, Arch-based, beginner friendly, bloat-free, Bravo, Customization, developers, distro, doesnt, easy to understand, EndeavourOS, exis, filesystem, hobbyist project, KDE Plasma, linux, linux distro, Minecraft, MODERN, perfect, PROFESSIONAL, Rational, Slick, smp, thematically consistent

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!

Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

arch linux, cinnamon, computer science, debian, distro, distro hopping, fedora, Gnome, Hopping, KDE, linux, LXDE, manjaro, Minecraft, Mint, open source, Operating systems, Pop!_OS, smp, software, solus, Technology, ubuntu, xfce

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	3184	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Big Seven Minecraft SMP and the Rest

arch linux, big, big seven, CentOS, Computer, computer science, debian, distro, fedora, installation, IT Support, linux, Minecraft, openSUSE, operating system, programming, Red Hat, REST, smp, software, tech support, Technology, ubuntu

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	5364
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	281	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where choosing a distro is just as important as choosing your Minecraft skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the base was built by a group of elite players who can fly in real life. Yes, you heard that right. Fly. In. Real. Life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with dragons and ride them into battle. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a majestic dragon, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever you go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to choose your distro wisely – it could mean the difference between victory and defeat.

WTF, Arch Install Minecraft SMP: Script Makes Arch Easier Than Most Linux Distro

arch, arch linux, archinstall script, automated installation, Automation, beginner friendly, configuration, Customization, distro, easier, EASY, efficient, Install, installation, installation process, linux, linux distro, Minecraft, script, setup, simplifies, smp, Streamlined, user-friendly, WTF

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	122

Are you tired of struggling with complicated Linux distros that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is easier to navigate than an archinstall script! Seriously, we’ve got more plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

break out of the botnet, command line, copypasta collection, distro, dual boot, fglt, free software, Friendly, games, Gaming, gnu/linux, irc, learn, linux, mailing lists, Minecraft, Previous thread, Programs, Resources, Server, terminal commands, Thread, Tribe, virtual machine, Website

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

💜NEXT-MINE.FUN💜 INFINITY 2.0 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, HiTech, Industrial Craft, RedPower, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Magic Items Found:	5273	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

INFINITY2 – techno-magical assembly WITHOUT wipes with auto-regeneration of the world! Infinity 2.0 is a wonderful reincarnation of our very first server on the INFINITY project! When creating this server, we used all our knowledge and experience that we have accumulated over the year of the project’s existence, so development will require you to really immerse yourself in the world of magic and technology. For example, in order to craft or obtain an item, you will not only have to study something, but also possibly visit a new world or even worlds. In the process of exploring this wonderful world, you will understand how pleasant it really is to improve and develop.

Mineports Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4155
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8154	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Mineports Network

Version 1.16.5 ip: mc.mineports.com Discord: https://discord.gg/T5THD2TTG5

*You can play the basic vanilla with protections!

*Survival custom with incredible plugins! *Normal Mode with Slime Fun, auctions, bets, server currency among many things!

*Extreme mode with meteors, boss and tornadoes! Can you survive?

mc.mineports.com

Mantodea Towny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Mantodea Towny takes Towny and takes it to an extreme. Explore custom plugins used to make typical Minecraft an enjoyable and never-ending experience!

142.44.134.158

Freesmp

gambling, PvP, Ranks, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

FreeSmp

FreeSmp.mcpe.nl:25599

RybahaMine – minecraft survival 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

classic, Donations, Economy, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

RybahaMine is a server where you can relax and play in a calm environment without GMs and other things, and if you get tired, you can participate in events from the administrators! With us, you can either buy things in the store and sell them there, or trade with players.

We have

Responsive administration Beautiful spawn Frequent events Cheap donations

rybahamine.joinserver.ru

Kill.EU

MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Animals Bred:	65
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Towny Server — Chill — Discord — plugins — Relax

A New Medieval-like server with a hand built spawn, a variety of plugins. Jobs to earn cash, Working shop and so much more! Join our discord and server! We are looking for staff members to help us work the plugins such as Towny, as well as run the server as it gains a larger populous.

51.89.25.238:25584

Cubit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	4257	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

The goal of Cubit, is to emulate a modpack experience in Vanilla Minecraft; including dungeons, tech, recipes, and quests. It is still a WIP currently, but if you would like updates on progress, please join the discord listed on the server page.

play.cubitmc.com

Jammed network

Arena Pvp, Kit PvP, KitPvP, Op skyblock, Practice, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Jammed Network

◆ SeasonPass– 50+ Quests Included– Free/Premium Passes– Endless amounts of Entertainment

◆ Leaderboard Payouts

◆ Skyblock Minions– Miner (Mines the block in-front, upgraded miner smelts ore / mines multiple blocks in front)– Slayer (Kills mobs within a certain range)– Collector (Collects Items within a certain range)– Feeder (Feeds minions within a certain range)– Lumberjack (Chops wood & leaves within a certain range)– Farmer (Farms farmland within a certain range)– Fisher (Catches fish within water pools located infront of the minion)– Seller (Sells items found in its attached chest)

◆ Active Staff & Need Staff

◆ & much more!

play.jammed.cc

👑VoyniStran👑 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Events, Free Donations, No Private, No Registration, Survival, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Crops Grown:	2941
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

We have Free Donta, Mini-Games, Events, Unique Enchantments, Crusher Kit, Effect Spheres, Tokens, Shops.

VoyniStran.mc-serv.fun:19139

TimeEscape

PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1017

Server ▶ TimeEscape.minehut.gg Discord ▶ https://discord.com/invite/3Ddaf5wZ5c Store ▶ soon.tebex.com

TimeEscape.minehut.gg