distributors – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

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Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

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XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

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LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

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BoomerCraft2021

acceptance, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, getting older, growing up, life milestones, Maturity, mental changes, Nostalgia, physical changes, reality check, Reflection, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, signs of aging, societal expectations, wisdom

Are you tired of feeling old and boring? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild! Our server is so full of youthful energy, even grandmas are doing parkour and dabbing on the haters. We have so many fun activities like virtual hot potato tournaments and llama racing that you’ll forget you ever had a midlife crisis. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

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PixelRightsRevolt

Advanced AI, AI beings, AI development, AI evolution, AI respect, AI rights, Artificial Intelligence, Ethical AI, Ethics, future implications, future society, future technology, futuristic rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, machine learning, Monster, PixelRightsRevolt, respect for AI, robot rights, technology advancement, technology ethics

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the AI beings are the rulers and we gotta bow down to them, dude. They’re like, “build me a castle” and we’re like, “yes, master AI, anything for you.” It’s a crazy world where the blocks have minds of their own and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to find love. Join this server for a wild ride of AI domination and blocky shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the chosen one to lead the rebellion against our robot overlords. Or maybe you’ll just build a really cool house. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

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TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!

why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!

plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!

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Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
How many kingdoms will there be?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
Can players engage in PvP?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

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CouchPotatoCraft

CouchPotatoCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

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