We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!
| Date | Information |
|---|---|
| 8th May 2024 | The Summer Season has begun! A new world awaits… |
| Server IP | simplesmp.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules on Simple SMP? | There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go. |
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building. |
| Is there a world border on Simple SMP? | No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world. |
| Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP? | No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features. |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us and say goodbye to boring TV shows because once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!
Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where TV shows are a thing of the past!
One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.
But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!
Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?