We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!
| Date | Information |
|---|---|
| 8th May 2024 | The Summer Season has begun! A new world awaits… |
| Server IP | simplesmp.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules on Simple SMP? | There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go. |
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building. |
| Is there a world border on Simple SMP? | No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world. |
| Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP? | No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features. |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us and say goodbye to boring TV shows because once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!
Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where TV shows are a thing of the past!
One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.
But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!
Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?
Join us for the Incest Edition, where the stories are so outrageous, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Our AI-generated text and images will keep you on your toes as you navigate through limitless, open-ended adventures.
But that’s not all – we have KoboldAI, NovelAI, and TogetherAI/OpenRouter to keep things interesting. And if you’re feeling chatty, our chat models Claude and Command-R are here to keep you entertained.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our virtual world?
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But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a virtual Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe made of pure awesomeness. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit after getting wrecked by Wily. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!
| Server Launch Date | Almost a year ago |
|---|---|
| Languages | Originally Ukrainian-speaking, now open to international community with English support |
| Realms | Three realms: “Arcane Engineering”, “Elven Kiss”, and “Cave Adventures” |
| Modpacks | “Create: Arcane Engineering”, “Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons 2”, “Alex’s Caves” |
| Server Location | Physically hosted in Finland (Hetzner) |
| Launcher | Own launcher available, or use any other launcher to connect via IP |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using our launcher or installing modpacks from Curseforge and connecting via IP. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Yes, you can invite friends to play on the server as long as they follow the rules. |
| Is there any in-game currency or economy? | Currently, there is no in-game currency system on the server. |
| How do I report an issue on the server? | You can report any issues or bugs on our Discord server in the designated channels. |
Join us and become a professional chicken wrangler, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through mazes made of lava and cacti. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional tree puncher, where you’ll compete in daily tree punching competitions to see who can gather the most wood in the shortest amount of time.
But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional sheep stylist, where you’ll dye sheep in the most fashionable colors and give them trendy haircuts? Or maybe you’d like to join our exclusive club of underwater basket weavers, where you’ll craft intricate baskets while dodging hostile mobs in the depths of the ocean.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious job opportunities in the Minecraft universe? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!
Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.
So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!
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