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BlamelessParents Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Apology, BlamelessParents, Boyfriend, comparison, crying, Extravagant, family, ice cold stare, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Moving, parents, Rent, Rich, rules, Server, Support, trip, Yelling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love stories are as wild as the creepers in the night! Join us for a chance to meet your very own Kyle, a true survivor who has been through it all. From getting kicked out by his parents for “experimenting” with a basketball teammate to living on the streets like a Minecraft nomad, Kyle’s journey is one for the ages.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of forbidden love and crazy rules just like in this story. Want to take your virtual boyfriend out to a fancy restaurant? Sorry, he can only afford dirt blocks and rotten flesh. Dreaming of a luxurious vacation with your pixelated prince charming? Think again, because he’s all about that self-sufficiency life.

And if you’re lucky enough to find your own Kyle on our server, be prepared for some intense drama. Will you be able to handle his emotional outbursts and ice-cold stares, or will you end up in a virtual breakup just like the OP in this post?

Join us now and dive into the chaotic world of love, survival, and Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have a boyfriend like Kyle? AITA for joining this server? Absolutely not!

WeddingCrasher69

friendship boundaries, wedding drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	1377
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400

Are you tired of wedding crashers trying to steal your man? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee zero drama from sneaky guests like G! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, our cheese selection is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about any last-minute errands ruining your big day. Say “I do” to our server and leave the wedding crashers behind!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!

CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL

Adaptability, career development, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, continuous learning, CraftyMinerz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, deets, Empathy, innovation, Job, leadership, lol, multitasking, organization, problem solving, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

HamasCraft: Hostage Negotiations

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, government strategy, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage diplomacy, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiating, negotiation tactics, negotiations, political negotiations, Terrorism, U.S. hostages, unilateral deal

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crops Grown:	4474
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Animals Bred:	10	Ores Mined:	1593

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!

that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?

join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!

PixelPlaysMC: KnowYourRole

balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, humility, KnowYourRole, learn our place, mindfulness, overplaying, personal growth, perspective, PixelPlaysMC, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, someone’s life, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	6303	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to be a potato farmer in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you! We have the most epic potato fields you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they’re so majestic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who can speak in ancient languages and grant wishes to those who bring them the rarest of diamonds. Rumor has it that one player even got a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. True story, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. The catch? You have to defeat the evil Chicken King who guards it with an army of zombie chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise

community support, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, crisis intervention, emotional well being, follow-up cohort, healthcare system, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, mental illness, pandemic, PandemicCraft, psychological distress, public health, research study, Rise, risk factors, social isolation, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

MineWowServer – Explore the Wow of Minecraft

Avatar, Bullions spreadsheet, Dark Heart Content Update Notes, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, Explore, General Resources, May Trading Post, Minecraft, MineWowServer, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, murlok.io, OP images, pastebin, raider.io, Signature, Summer Trading Post, the war within, this week in wow, TWW DELVES FEATURE OVERVIEW, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, TWW WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT, warcraftmounts.com, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow-petopia.com, wowg

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	2338
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the avatars are as colorful as a rainbow sheep and the signature moves are more epic than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP showdown in the Nether. Our server is so lit, it makes the lava lakes in the game look like mere puddles. Plus, our community is tighter than a group of villagers huddling in fear during a zombie siege.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more exhilarating than riding a pig off a cliff with a carrot on a stick. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.

ViniCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, discrimination, european football, football, hate crime, justice served, la liga, Minecraft, Prison, punishment, RACIAL ABUSE, racism, real madrid, sentenced, Server, social justice, spain, sports, Sportsmanship, VALENCIA FANS, Vini Jr, ViniCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of madness!

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house while being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or try to survive a zombie apocalypse in a world where the sun never sets!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a giant chicken race where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made of pure cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and deadly traps (watch out for the exploding sheep!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)! Just click the link and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

AstroPleasureCraft

adult film, alien encounters, AstroPleasureCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic climax, cosmic coupling, cosmic love, Erotic, erotic adventure, extraterrestrial erotica, FANTASY, galaxy XXX, intergalactic, interstellar passion, outer space, planetary pleasure, Porno, Sci Fi, space exploration, space seduction, starry night

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can build your own spaceship, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens for diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Space Porno Night” where players can gather to watch hilarious outer space-themed adult films together. Who knew that aliens had such wild parties in space? So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience that you won’t find anywhere else!