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DopedCraft: Where Erdivisie players team up for some blocky fun!

banned substances, blocky, Cheating, Competition, controversy, DopedCraft, Doping, Dutch league, Erdivisie, eredivisie, Ethics, football, Fun, illegal substances, investigation, Netherlands, performance-enhancing drugs, Players, professional athletes, scandal, scandalous behavior, Soccer, sports, TEAM

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magic Items Found:	3336	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further than our server, where we have a team of eredivisie players who are doped up to the gills! These guys may not be the best at playing Minecraft, but they sure know how to have a good time.

Join us for epic battles, crazy building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that one time, one of our players built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour – all while riding a pig!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip, come join us today. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

TimeCrafters

Awareness, clock, DEADLINE, efficiency, Good, heaven’s, Hurry, Late, look, productivity, punctual, reminder, Rush, Schedule, Time, Time management, time tracking, time-sensitive, TimeCrafters, Urgent, watch

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build your own castle out of enchanted cheese blocks, and ride a llama into battle against the evil broccoli monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Good heavens, just look at the time – it’s time to join the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Galactic Nations: Where Minecraft meets Star Wars meets real world geopolitics!

Alien Civilizations, Associations, associations with countries, Countries, cultural influences, Fandom, futuristic, Galactic, Geopolitics, imagination, intergalactic, long trail tags, meets, Minecraft, Nations, parallel universe, pop culture, real, Real Life, sci-fi culture, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, star, tags, Technology, Wars, world, world-building

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	7355
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	5216	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where each country is represented by a different sci-fi culture. Want to build a spaceship in Japan? No problem! How about battling aliens in Russia? We’ve got you covered! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Beam yourself up and join the craziest server in the galaxy!

Equiscraft

#youtube, 1132server, 120server, Achievements, breeding, breeds, Claiming, Creative, Custom, custom model, Customplugins, Customworld, Discord, Economy, English, Equestrian, Equis, Equiscraft, Equistrian, Grooming, Horse, horse breeds, horseriding, instagram, ip address, Jobs, jockey, Minecraft, new, optifine, Plots, Realism, Realistic, realistic experience., Registering, Riding, Roleplay, Server, statistics, Survival, survival terrain, texture pack, Training, Unique, vet, Website

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Equiscraft 4.0 is a 1.20.X Minecraft equestrian server currently in development which focuses on creating the most realistic equestrian experience possible in Minecraft featuring:

– 150+ horse breeds with custom statistic sets– Custom 3D horse model– Custom 3D texture pack– Custom survival terrain– Grooming GUI to clean your horses– Registering your horse– Claiming your horse– Unique horse statistics– Horse training– Horse poop– Achievements

How do I join?As of 25/03/2024 our IP address will be play.equiscraft.com! Join us like you would any other minecraft server, but make sure you have optifine installed for the full Equiscraft experience!

Discord invitehttps://discord.gg/gcrn6D2xTG

Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4aa6n7s3GGwE4jTRHGY3Rw

Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/equiscraft.mc/?hl=en

Websitehttps://www.equiscraft.com/

play.equiscraft.com

Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, Audience, channel, comedy, CONTENT, creator, Digital, Entertainment, funny, internet, KINOOOOOOO, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Popular, social media, subscribe, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your house.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Need a break from mining? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT – don’t worry, it’s totally safe (probably).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet zombie pigman, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

Blocky Booty Busters: Digging to the Horizon

anime music, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Chiheisen ni todoku you ni, Cool vibes, crash into the rolling morning, Digging, driving music, Driving playlist, Energetic performance., Fast-paced, FLASH, Genkai made furikitte kure, high energy, HORIZON, I’m in the coolest driver’s high, Japanese lyrics, japanese rock, jrock, music video, Rock Music, Saikou no finale wo, upbeat, Whoa

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you crash into the rolling morning with excitement! Our drivers are so cool, they make Vin Diesel look like a grandma driving Miss Daisy.

Join us for the most epic finale you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We’ve got explosions, dragons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush in Minecraft! Just make sure to buckle up, because things are about to get wild. Whoa!

Cirnos IceLake Minecraft server

bedrock, Cirnos IceLake, Enchantments, Generator, Minecraft, modifications, Phone, PORT, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Emeralds Found:	3579	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

An experimental server to which various modifications will be added that do not require action from the client! At the moment there is a new generator for the upper world and the end, as well as new enchantments!

This server is also compatible with Bedrock clients! You can even log in from your phone, with a similar version! Just change the port to 19132!

78.29.38.150

Varendonk: Where Minecraft is more gouda than a Dutch cheese market! Vanilla since 22-05-2024.

Adventure, Cheese, Community, community-driven, Discord, Dutch, Dutch-speaking, English, Europe, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, gouda, International, Join, market, Minecraft, multiplayer, Netherlands, New server, ONLINE, Players, Survival, Vanilla, Varendonk

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	101
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Location	Languages
Vanilla Survival	Europe (Netherlands)	Dutch, English

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our discord server here to find the server IP address.

2. Is it a vanilla survival server?

Yes, our server is a vanilla survival server, meaning no mods or plugins are used.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. Please refer to our discord server for the rules.

CheeseCraft: The Moon Conspiracy

#AncientPast, #CloakingTechnology, #FreeTheMoon, #GlobalistAgenda, #IvoryTowers, #LizardPeople, #LizardPeopleAgenda, #MoonConspiracy, #MoonTruthers, #PuppetMasters, #SpaceCurtains, #WakeUp, aliens, CheeseCraft, coldwar, Conspiracy, Elites, FullMoon, knowledge, Moon, Secrets, Sheeple

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the moon in our skies? Well, look no further than our server! Join us as we embark on a quest to expose the elite lizard people and their moon-hiding antics.

But that’s not all – we’ve got aliens, advanced cloaking technology, and a conspiracy theory to rival them all. Uncover ancient secrets, overthrow globalist agendas, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive moon (if the lizard people allow it).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Moon Truther today! Who knows, you might just save the world while you’re at it. #FreeTheMoon #LizardPeopleAgenda #MinecraftMadness

KosherCraft: Where Creepers Drop Matzah Balls & Villagers Dance the Hora

Balls, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, cultural music, Dance, Drop, HORA, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish melodies, Jewish songs, jewish traditions, KosherCraft, Matzah, Music, music appreciation, N64 music, N64 villain theme, religious heritage., religious music, religious songs, traditional instruments, Traditional Jewish music, traditional music, villagers, villain theme

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music playing in the background? Well, look no further because on our server, we play traditional Jewish music that sounds like it came straight out of an N64 villain theme song! You can’t make this stuff up, folks. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you dancing in your mine shafts and battling creepers to the beat of the klezmer music. Who knew that Minecraft and Jewish music could go together like matzah ball soup and brisket? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready to have a blast!