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Safe Job Minecraft SMP

career, Degree, education, employment, Engineering, future prospects, health, Job, job market, job security, long term, Mathematics, Minecraft, occupational safety, physically safe, Safe, Safety, Science, smp, STEM, Technology, well-being, Workplace

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks of gold! Our server is so safe, even creepers wear helmets. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a cuddly pet that loves belly rubs. So put down that STEMshit degree and pick up your pickaxe, because the safest job in the world is waiting for you in our Minecraft SMP!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

allergic reactions, Communication Issues, difficult relationships, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family photos, family tension, lack of empathy, Minecraft, personal boundaries, PreggoCraft, pregnant SIL, pregnant sister-in-law, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, step siblings, strained relationships, toxic relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	8831
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2783
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being cropped out of family photos or dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws. We promise no one will put allergens in your food or refuse to speak to you unless they’re trying to “correct” you. And don’t even get us started on the whole wedding drama – on our server, everyone is invited and welcomed with open arms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a toxic SIL when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Name: LastNameLlamaLOL

AITA Last name Marriage Husband Identity Professional Scientist Family Love Kids Relationship Gender roles Traditions Personal choice Career Reputation Self Equality Compromise Communication, LastNameLlamaLOL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3269	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	7917

Are you tired of being pressured to change your last name just because you’re in a relationship? Join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individuality and self-expression!

Our server is run by a team of scientists with multiple degrees (in Minecraftology, of course) and a growing reputation in the virtual world. We have several publications under our in-game usernames, which are important to us both professionally and personally.

Join us and build your own identity, without any pressure to conform to outdated traditions. Who needs a partner who thinks changing your last name is the key to love anyway? Build your own family in our server, where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds!

So come on, join us and keep your last name – we promise not to judge you for it. After all, in Minecraft, we’re all just blocks in the grand scheme of things.

GoogleCraft: 1000 Diamonds

browsing, browsing behavior, browsing habits, browsing history, browsing patterns, browsing preferences, browsing statistics, browsing trends, data, diamonds, GOOGLE, GoogleCraft, INFORMATION, internet, knowledge, ONLINE, query, research, Results, search engine, Technology, web

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Imagine joining a Minecraft server where you are given 1000 of whatever you last Googled! Did you search for pictures of cute puppies? Well, now you have 1000 adorable puppies following you around in the game! Did you look up how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? Congratulations, you now have 1000 grilled cheese sandwiches magically appearing in your inventory every time you get hungry in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the craziest and most random adventures with your newfound 1000 items – the possibilities are endless!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlast, Commander, Conflict, hezbollah, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

ZelenskysVictoryPlan

aggression, compromise, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysVictoryPlan

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	724503
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

Arconia, Arconia building, Colima Mexico, crime, crime drama, crime rate, dangerous building, dangerous city, dangerous neighborhood, high homicide rate, homicide rate, MAYHEM, murder, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder suspects, Mystery, new york city, New York residency rate, Only Murders in the Building, Server, tv show

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

adhd, adolescents, alternative treatment, Antioxidant, Antioxidant Therapy, antioxidants, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, children, cognitive function, efficacy, Evidence, meta analysis, network meta analysis, neurodevelopmental disorder, no significant, PIXEL, Potions, review, systematic, systematic review, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

STARKSteal

#exciting, Adventure, chat games, Community, Custom, Economy, Fun, grind, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, mobs, new, non-p2w, Pick up, PvP, Rewards, RPG, smp, Spawners, Survival, Warps

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

connect.starksteal.com

NewERA

Active, Adventure, better, BUILD, Community, Connect, Discord, Explore, Gaming, grow, Launch, Minecraft, new, Newera, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Share, Support, Survival, TheEzeYT

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Potions Brewed:	76	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

nuevaera.holy.gg:19218