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Blocky Eurozone: Where Minecraft meets geography confusion in the most hilarious way possible!

blocky, brexit, Brits, confusion, continent, distinctions, Diversity, economic union, Europe, european union, eurozone, geography, hilarious, Identity, integration, Language, meets, Minecraft, nationalism, political union, semantics, terminology, uk, Unity

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of hearing Brits trying to claim they’re not part of Europe? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things European, including the Eurozone! Build your own Brexit-proof fortress and show those Brits what being part of Europe really means. Plus, rumor has it that the Queen herself is a secret player on our server, looking to reclaim her rightful place in Europe. Join now for a truly royal experience!

Cover’s Ex-Managers’ Secret Minecraft Lair

Ayumi, career move, COVER Corp, covers, Entertainment, ex-employee, ExManagers, gossip, HYPAVOX, Industry, internet, japanese, Lair, lmao, lol, Manager, Minecraft, rumor, secret, social media, speculation, Surprise, talent agency, trending, viral

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is managed by none other than Ayumi’s ex-manager, who used to work for Cover Corp! That’s right, we’ve got connections to the virtual idol world, so you know our server is gonna be lit AF.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and maybe even a virtual concert or two (performed by Minecraft villagers, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to dance the night away. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the hype is about! #BestServerEver #CoverCorpWho?

Crafty Conundrums

funny pranks, funny work stories, industry inside jokes, industry jokes, industry pranks., industry slang, office humor, office jokes, office pranks, practical joke, practical jokes at work, professional humor, professional jokes, professionals, work humor, work jokes, work pranks, workplace humor, workplace pranks

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

AquaticMc

AquaticMc, custom abilities, custom boss, custom classes, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, custom skills, minecraft server, Roleplay, Survival, Survival RPG

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

49.12.85.246:8041

CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

64 bit update, blog, Competitive News, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, lol, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	77	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Star Shards Collected:	142

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

California, californians, corporate, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Data Protection, Decisions, fear, Global, headquarters, influence, International, Japan, jurisdiction, offices, pixiv, privacy policy, regulations, Residents, revision history, sony playstation, Technology, Tread, WestCoastBestCoast, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2396	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerCraft

aging process, back pain, empty nest syndrome, Experience, getting older, Glasses, grandchildren, gray hair, growing old gracefully, hearing loss, joint pain, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior discounts, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

CraftUniverse BD

1.20, bd, bedrock, Community, CraftUniverse, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

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DisabledCraft

assistance programs, Benefits, disabled veterans, DisabledCraft, dual benefits, eligibility, financial aid, financial assistance, financial resources., financial support, government assistance, income support, military disability, military service, neetbux, neetbux application, neetbux benefits, neetbux eligibility, neetbux requirements, social security, Veterans

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4954	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Diamonds & Disappointments

arousal, awkward, body image, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Disappointment, Expectation, FANTASY, Intimacy, orgasm, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Reality, stigma, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!