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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	307

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	78	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	271	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Votes:	7079
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crops Grown:	6599	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	95375
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Disco Code Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

S a l u t l e s a m i s M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	640
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Villages Defended:	14

We do not cheat on commands!Free donation /FREELowest prices https://shop.hypego.org/Big onlineHigh-quality build, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

IP: hypego.orgPort: 19132

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VK group: https://vk.com/hypego_of

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Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Animals Bred:	98	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!