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PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4504
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	4619
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	663

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Zombie Dances:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	3985
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!