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Teacher’s Desk Doodles Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	247

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dissecting a pop star? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore a world where gravity weapons are a thing, high powered magnets are used for villainous deeds, and sketching pretty Jewish women in secret is just the beginning of the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server? Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	850
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	62	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8567	Dragon Eggs Found:	7932
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Villages Defended:	12

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Animals Bred:	186	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

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The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world of the Tangles, and navigate the twisted political realities of various factions. The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.

Server Information:

Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer:

Watch the trailer here

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Players can join factions, battle through dungeons with allies, explore a shattered world, and engage in political intrigue.
How can I join the server?	Connect using the Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us and join the Discord for updates and community engagement.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram: Watch the trailer here

Max Speed Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate speedmaxxing experience! Drive your virtual car over the speed limit by 40 blocks per second and watch as the virtual ladies swoon over your pixelated charm. With the forecast predicting heavy rain in the game, you can test your skills by blindly speeding through dangerous driving conditions and narrowly avoiding virtual accidents. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress a virtual Trixie gf along the way! Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled fun – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /lig/ – The Big Indie Society

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9683
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3471
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	285	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! This server is like no other, it’s the Dancing Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! That’s right, we only vibe with the VIPs in the vtuber world.

But wait, there’s more! We accept shilling of your 499 view oshi because let’s be real, numbers fluctuate like crazy. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re golden!

Join us and rub elbows with the likes of Filian, Nihmune, Sinder, Shylily, and more! We even have non-English vtubers like Orkpod, Akamikarubi, and KSPKSP. And don’t worry, we keep track of all the numbers on our website because we’re legit like that.

But that’s not all, we have a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar! And if you’re into some spicy stuff, we have Koikatsu cards for your pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild Minecraft SMP and let’s dance our way to victory! Just remember, Ducks are the official mascot of this server, so quack your way to glory! See you in the game, party animals!

PixelFantasyKink

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a little spice in your blocky life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come to life!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and unleash your inner kinkster in a safe and pixelated environment. Whether you’re into building massive phallic structures or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

CraftyTokyoGamerz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where japan stocks are diving faster than a creeper exploding! our server is the only place where you can build your own virtual empire and not worry about losing all your diamonds in a stock market crash.

we have epic quests where you can battle giant ender dragons and save the virtual world from financial ruin. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those plummeting stock prices.

so come join us and let’s minecraft our way to financial stability and virtual glory! who needs the real world when you can have all the fun in our server? let’s craft our way to the moon, baby! 🚀💎🐉

EarthlyNatives Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where you can bring back native slaves from isekai to Earth! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you have your very own slaves doing your bidding in the game. But be warned, there may be some unexpected consequences like interdimensional rifts opening up in your backyard or your slaves rebelling against you in the most unexpected ways. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time!