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Forever Alone Craft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.

On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.

And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.

So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Silvermons: Where You Can’t Catch ‘Em All But You Can Try!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Casual players, Catch, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Exclusive Gyms, friendly community, minecraft 1.16.5, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, play.silvermons.com, Player Gyms, server ip, Silvermons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server with fair gameplay for all players.
What kind of progression system does Silvermons have?	Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, Silvermons hosts fun events for players to enjoy.

Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1912

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even Walpurgis Nights that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! This game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-bending mysteries around every corner. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam so you can join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with EGOs, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	9527
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	1110	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	182	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7620	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4875
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Items Found:	8297
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Votes:	7270	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6818
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!