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CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	270	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Farms Harvested:	678

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8100
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7083	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7455	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3018
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Towns Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	1050	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1524

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!