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HobbyManagerMC SMP

3D Graphics, artist portfolio, artistic skills, book reading, book scanning, career development, digitisation, digitise books, Graphic design, hobby management, HobbyManagerMC, job hunting, Job Search, long books, manage hobbies, personal development, philosophical books, portfolio building, reading, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	246
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Emeralds Found:	5260
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

AITAH, blood pressure, blood volume, Chronic illness, dizziness, Elderly, elderly lady, elderly woman, ElderlyCartMinecraftServer, fainting, family opinion, grocery store, heated exchange, hidden illness, low iron, passing out, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Respect, Safety, shopping cart, sweating

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	74

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

SisterCraft vs GFWars

Breakup, custody, emotional struggles, family, Financial Security, Future, GFWars, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Inheritance, Loss, love, new life, parenting, Priorities, relationships, responsibilities, single parent, sister, SisterCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	475	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where grief and fears are left at the door and the only responsibility you have is to build the most epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!

And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.

Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!

BlockyMedic Minecraft Server

BlockyMedic, common mistakes, false beliefs, health fallacies, health inaccuracies, health misconceptions, health misunderstandings, health myths, health myths debunked, healthcare beliefs, healthcare myths, medical errors, medical facts, medical falsehoods, medical inaccuracies, medical misconceptions, medical misconceptions debunked, medical misinformation, medical misunderstandings, medical myths, Minecraft, misconceptions, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure all your gaming ailments! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors who can cure any virtual illness you may encounter. Got a case of the creeper blues? Our doctors will have you back on your feet in no time! Plus, our virtual hospital is fully equipped with all the latest medical technology, including virtual stethoscopes and pixelated band-aids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who roams the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You can do that here! Want to challenge the unicorn to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft hospital of fun and frolics, where the only prescription is more cowbell (and maybe a splash potion of healing). Join us today and let the healing begin!

CruelCraft: Gone Rogue

CHANGE, Character development, compassion, consequences, cruel behavior, cruel person, CruelCraft, Empathy, forgiveness, Justice, Karma, moral compass, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, redemption arc, Reflection, Retribution, Rogue, second chances, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Have you ever wondered what happened to the most cruel person you know? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft server and turned into a fluffy bunny-loving, flower-picking, hug-giving angel! Yes, that’s right, our server has the power to turn even the most wicked of souls into pure goodness. Join us and witness the magical transformation for yourself! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

ChinaDopeGate2022

anti-doping measures, athlete fairness, Cheating, China doping, ChinaDopeGate2022, Corruption, doping scandal, drug testing, international competition, investigation, legal action, Officials, Olympic committee, Olympic controversy, Olympic integrity, olympics, performance enhancement, Salt Lake Games, sports ethics, sports governance, U.S. probes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, u know how the olympics are all about, like, sports and stuff? well, imagine if the olympic officials were, like, super shady and trying to cover up some major doping scandal in china. like, they’re all, “nope, nothing to see here, move along.” but then the u.s. is all, “we’re gonna investigate this!” and the officials are like, “we’ll ruin the salt lake games if u do!”

so, like, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as scandalous and drama-filled as the olympics, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we’ve got all the drama, intrigue, and shady dealings that u could ever want. plus, we have, like, the best virtual sports competitions that will make u feel like a true champion. so come join us and get in on the action before the olympic officials shut us down!

BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule

animal anatomy, body image, BoobCraft, Boobs, cultural perceptions, evolutionary biology, female anatomy, Female Gender, female reproductive system, female sexuality, gender differences, gender expectations, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human perception, mammalian biology, prominent boobs, rare, rule, sexual characteristics, sexual dimorphism, societal norms

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BOOBS everywhere, not just on the females but on EVERYTHING. you want a cow with boobs? we got it. you want a creeper with boobs? we got it. you want a diamond sword with boobs? WE GOT IT.

our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.

so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftingClimateCouples

access to resources, child marriage, child marriage drivers, climate adaptation, climate change, community resilience, CraftingClimateCouples, economic instability, environmental changes, extreme poverty, gender equity, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, impacts of climate change, income, poverty alleviation, resource scarcity, Social Issues, social justice, Sustainable development, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, liek, u know how climate change is all, like, bad and stuff? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got a whole different take on it! we believe that climate change is actually making child marriage, like, a totally wild adventure!

imagine this: u log onto our server and suddenly u find urself in a world where child marriage is, like, the norm. but not in a sad way, oh no! it’s, like, a super fun game where u gotta, like, collect resources and income to, like, win the heart of ur child bride! it’s, like, extreme poverty and gender inequality, but, like, in a totally hilarious way!

so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!

mc-vanilla.com

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, simulation, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Enjoy a pure vanilla game. You can protect your buildings with up to 10000 free claim blocks. No building or breaking. No stealing from ANY containers. No sleeping in beds. No button/lever usage. No adjusting redstone repeaters. No pushing blocks in with pistons. No pulling blocks out with pistons. No TNT damage.

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TartariaMC

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, economy-based, grief-free, hidden wonders, java, Jobs, legend, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, Supportive Community, Survival, TartariaMC, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	278	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	3192	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

At Tartaria MC, we believe that community is where it all begins. Our Java/Bedrock cross-play server provides a relaxed, grief-free environment where players can come together to pursue their goals, forge new friendships, and create magnificent things. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers jobs to earn money, voting for in-game ranks, keys, and perks. Explore custom crates, connect with our supportive community, and uncover hidden wonders. Forge your legend in TartariaMC!

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