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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4898 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!