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eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9708
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	352
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	7704
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1287
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!