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Desert Sky VS Hypixel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

Be me, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, DATING, decision, Diversity, Experience, Exploration, Filipino, Girlfriend, GRINDR, gtbe, hook up, Lgbt, Machine, pixelated, Proposal, relationship, text, Threesome, Time, trannies, year

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2377	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Buildings Constructed:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.

Blocky Loli Party

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are cute and the players are even cuter! Join us on our loli thread for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing pandas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.

BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	3928
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bean-tastic place to be!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!