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SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	7863
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	402	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	4784	Magic Items Found:	4180
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	257
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	71
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7305
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!