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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9462 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 442 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!