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RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered
hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun! -
Blocky Identity Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.
So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!
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BayernCraft Server: RIP Bayern
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!
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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.
Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!
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BlockyBoysGayPlay
What would you do if your son was gay? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so fabulous, even the creepers wear rainbow tutus. We have rainbow-colored sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground club where all the Endermen let loose and do the Macarena. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as queer as a pink sheep, come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high! -
Minecraft server: BlackMascotCuisine
Remember the good old days when food brands had hilarious mascots like a jolly black chef or a sassy Aunt Jemima? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for some good old-fashioned racist fun as we build monuments to outdated stereotypes and laugh in the face of cancel culture. Who needs progress when you can have a good laugh, right? So come on down and join us for some seriously twisted nostalgia! -
Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged by firstie anons on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we only accept players who have been rejected by the cool kids! That’s right, if you’ve ever felt like an outcast, this is the place for you.Join our server and experience a world where being different is celebrated! Our community is made up of misfits, weirdos, and all-around awesome people who have been shunned by the mainstream Minecraft crowd. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon and take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause and help them achieve their woolly revolution? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
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Trump’s Token Black Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Trump would pick a cornbread-fed hillbilly over working with us black folks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of white love to go around – just ask our resident hillbilly, who’s always ready to show off his cornbread-making skills. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Trump when you’ve got us? Come on in and see for yourself! -
RedHomo Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!