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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on servers where people are constantly being racist? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter what color their pixelated skin is. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s spread love and rainbows in the Minecraft universe! -
HateCraft: Immigrant Integration Edition
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride full of surprises! Our server is like a melting pot of craziness, just like the UK with all them immigrants and natives goin’ at it. When minorities take over, things get real spicy – hate crimes shoot up by 67% and anti-immigration talk goes through the roof by 110%! It’s like a soap opera unfolding right before your eyes, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. So come on and join the fun, you never know what drama will unfold next! -
No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!
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UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
WeddingCraftNoDrama
Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history! -
The Subhuman SMP: Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t mess around with boring rules and regulations. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player on the server. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server.
So come join us and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
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BlockyBants Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.
oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!