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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8113 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 330 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
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