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Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

Dangerous, Discreet, discreet encounters, discreet services, escort, escorts, Forbidden, hidden, hidden gems, hidden locations, Hottest, illegal, less than 10K, Minecrafts, off the grid, pimps, PIXEL, Prostitutes, Risky, Risky Business, secret, service, small town, Tiny, TOWN, undercover, undercover operation, Underground

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

WarCraftMillionaires

affluent individuals, economic development, economic impact, economic indicators, Economic prosperity, economic resilience, economic trends, economy growth, finance, financial status, Financial Success, Millionaires, russia, Russian economy, russian society, Russian wealth, sanctions, War, WarCraftMillionaires, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crops Grown:	3689
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that the number of Russian dollar millionaires is like, skyrocketing despite all the war and sanctions going on? It’s like they’re building diamond mansions in the middle of a battlefield or something, it’s crazy!

So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).

Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.

So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!

SunSurvivorsCraft

astronomical distance, balance, celestial bodies Sun’s proximity, Distance, distance from sun Sunlight, Earth, ENERGY, Life, life on Earth Sun’s rays, life support, life sustenance, orbit Solar system, Sun, SunSurvivorsCraft, Survival, warmth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1471
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Vanishing Items Found:	8

join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server!

Sphinx | PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP

#youtube, Active, Adult, Adultserver, Anarchy, Bedwars, Claims, Community, Discord, DreamSMP, English, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, java, Lore, Minecraft, Modded, Noclaims, Nogrief, Origin, Origins, Originssmp, Overpowered, Owners, Player Base, PLAYER LORE, Plus13, proximity voice chat, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, smp, Sphinx, Staff Team, Survival, Thoroughly Tested, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, Voicechat, Voiceproximitychat, weekend, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

.+* Sphinx *+.

SPHINX IS A PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP

Hello there stranger. I’m Fox, one of the two owners of Sphinx.Underneath this message, you can read a few facts about the server and decide if it sounds like something for you. If it does, please use the Discord link below 🙂

player base is mostly

server is mostly

There are normally around 2-6 players on worksday online, and 15 to full, around the weekend.

This isn’t a lore server, however, we encourage player lore.

If joining; you’re required to be able to use voice chats.

The server uses proximity-voice-chat in-game. (which is really fun)

We have a set list of thoroughly tested origins to avoid having anything too overpowered.

This server welcomes both; players who like pvp, and those who do not.

We do not have claims or anything similar, as other than origins, this server is vanilla.

https://discord.gg/KJTmMbCueV

Welcome From the whole staff team of Sphinx!

136.243.36.97:25881

Fermium MC: Where you can slowly level up your tools and pretend you’re a Minecraft blacksmith

Backpacks, Bank, blacksmith, Custom Crops, custom fishing, Custom items (ex: world expander), Custom models (ex: furniture), Custom ores (based on terraria), Daily Quests, Death Chests, Fermium, filtered hoppers, infernal mobs, Inv backups (up to 50 per player), Item recycle, Land Claims, LEVEL, Leveled mobs for challenge, Minecraft, Player shop plots at spawn, PRETEND, PvE, server map, Slowly, Spawn plots, Temp fly, Tools, upgradable hoppers, Youre

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	New Chunks Explored:	71127

Fermium MC Survival Overview

Features
Custom crops and farming
Upgradable spawners
Upgradable hoppers
Filtered hoppers
Spawn plots
Custom fishing
Custom ores (based on terraria)
Custom weapons, armor and tools
Custom items (ex: world expander)
Custom models (ex: furniture)
Infinite blocks (builders love those)
Inv backups (up to 50 per player)
Item recycle (recycle your items)
Player shop plots at spawn
Leveled mobs for challenge
Infernal mobs
Death Chests
Tool leveling
Chest sort
Temp fly
Land claims
Quests
Daily quests
Backpacks
Bank
Server map
Builder wands
Sell wands
Chat games
Custom currency
Rotating shop
Jobs
Player warps
Marriage system
Pet petting
Ranks
Shopkeepers
Vote party
Quarries
Skills
Races

FAQ

Q: How can I join Fermium MC Survival?

A: You can join us by connecting to the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

Q: How many players are on the server?

A: We have a small but friendly community of around 10 players.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers extensive features such as custom crops, upgradable spawners, filtered hoppers, custom weapons and armor, tool leveling, and much more.

Q: Can I create my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, the server provides player shop plots at spawn where you can set up your own shop.

Q: Are there quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server has both quests and daily quests for players to complete.

Q: Is there a marriage system on the server?

A: Yes, players can participate in a marriage system on Fermium MC Survival.

TubularCraft Minecraft Server

Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, mozumi main thread, Retro Chuubas, retro games, Retro Streams, Server, Tsunderia Extended, TubularCraft, V&U, Vtubers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat about Vtubers who love retro games while building your own retro-inspired world? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming!

Join us for epic discussions about Vtubers who love throwing it back to the good old days of gaming. Want to team up with other players to create a Divegrass team and dominate the competition? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Lumi ARG and uncover the secrets hidden within. Who knows what mysteries await you in this virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the retro fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare retro games and Vtuber memorabilia. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Azura’s Mispronounced Minecraft Server

azura, Azuras, Cat People, Cultural differences, daedric prince, elder scrolls, FANTASY, fictional languages, Gaming, Khajiit culture, Khajiit speech patterns, khajiits, linguistic quirks, Lore, Minecraft, Mispronounced, mispronunciation, pronunciation, role playing, Server, Skyrim, Tamriel, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where khajiits roam the lands and pronounce Azura’s name wrong just for fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of khajiits appear, singing Azura’s name in the most hilarious way possible. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the mispronunciation madness!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where the Endermen are the best dancers! So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and experience the chaos for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mispronounce Azura’s name together!

MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server

cleaning, cleanliness, Dogs, elderly dog, family dynamics, hands and knees scrubbing, household chores, housing debate, kennel, MeOrTheDog, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, pet accidents, pet care, pet care responsibilities, pet diapers, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, Server, tile floors, work-life balance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

NoRegretsCraft

Activity, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, Etiquette, Event, Expectations, Food, friendship, NoRegretsCraft, personal time, Preferences, quality time, Respect, road trip, social dynamics, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Votes:	8843
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Towns Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this friendship? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft your way through crazy situations just like this one.

Just like this friend, our server has unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual argument over which block to use for your castle!

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always take a break and explore our world filled with unique activities. Just like trying out new foods, trying out new challenges in Minecraft can be a fun and exciting experience.

So come join us on our server, where friendships may be tested, but the fun never ends. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – unlike this unfortunate real-life situation.

ComplimentCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, boost of confidence, cherished memory, Compliment, ComplimentCraft, encouragement, heartwarming gesture, kind words, lasting impression, memorable, Minecraft, positive feedback, random person, Server, special moment, unexpected kindness, unexpected praise, unforgettable compliment, uplifting comment, validation, warm fuzzies

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	8190	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cotton candy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you’ll never look at a regular old dirt block the same way again.

CraftyScienceRevamp

changing perspectives, CraftyScienceRevamp, current understanding, debunked myths, debunked theories, evolving science, last 10 years, latest studies, long-held beliefs, modern findings, new evidence, outdated beliefs, overturned hypotheses, recent research, REFUTED, revised conclusions, scientific assertions, scientific discoveries, Scientific progress, updated knowledge

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7634
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old rules and facts? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with outrageous claims and debunked scientific theories! Join us and discover a world where gravity is optional, pigs can fly, and diamonds are actually made of cheese.

We have a community of players who are dedicated to proving that the Earth is flat in Minecraft, and we hold regular events where we try to reach the edge of the world (spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist). Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Sheep, a mythical creature that roams the land setting everything on fire with its wooly powers.

So if you’re ready to throw science out the window and embrace the absurd, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by lava sheep).