discreet services – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

Dangerous, Discreet, discreet encounters, discreet services, escort, escorts, Forbidden, hidden, hidden gems, hidden locations, Hottest, illegal, less than 10K, Minecrafts, off the grid, pimps, PIXEL, Prostitutes, Risky, Risky Business, secret, service, small town, Tiny, TOWN, undercover, undercover operation, Underground

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

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Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

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Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

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Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

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AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

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Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

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NightlyClean Minecraft Server

bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

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UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlife

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!

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LingoLunacyCraft

bizarre conversations, Communication, cross-cultural experiences, cultural exchange, foreign languages, funny stories, global connections, international encounters, interpreting, Language, language barriers, language skills, LingoLunacyCraft, linguistic abilities, Multilingual, surprising revelations, translation, Understanding, unexpected conversations, unique experiences, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of craziness and fun! Join us and you might just stumble upon a group of villagers having a dance party, or witness a pack of creepers performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can decipher the ancient language of the Endermen, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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