We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.
Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!
Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!
So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!
We have a special feature where you can rate the girls on the server – but be warned, some of them may be a bit…uh, drugged out. But hey, they’re down for anything, including letting you cum in their pussy and mouth. Talk about a real slutty experience!
Join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? We got it. Want to ride a flying pig? We got it. Want to explore a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? We got it.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s a win-win situation!
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
The BEST PUBLIC MINECRAFT SMP for both Java & Bedrock players! Come play now!
– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Bedrock Port: 19132
na.divinenetwork.net
Furventures is a Minecraft server where furries and friends can come together to explore, create, and conquer. From mysterious quests and sprawling landscapes to epic builds and thrilling survival challenges, there’s something for everyone. Join our inclusive and friendly community, where every player can find their own path and make lasting memories. Unleash your creativity, embark on epic journeys, and make Furventures your new home today!
play.furventures.org:25580
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We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!
Join us on our semi-vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!
Plugins* Graves* Treefeller* Betterteams* Simple voice chat* Headsdrop
Join here Just an SMP Discord Server
apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660
Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players from all over the world who may or may not speak English as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft with a bunch of aliens, but in a good way!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in broken English. Will you be the one to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Or will you just end up getting lost in translation and accidentally angering the ghost?
Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity and confusion that comes with playing on our server. So come on, join us and let the ESL chuubas reign supreme!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most powerful Pokégirls in the land. Will you be the one to catch them all and save our server from certain doom? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the jungle, searching for that elusive Jungle Fever Pokégirl?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your Pokéballs, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of Pokégirls you’ll encounter along the way? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!
🍷 We have wine-drinking competitions every night, so you can get as wine drunk as you want in the safety of your own virtual world. No need to worry about pesky legal troubles here!
🎓 Gap year? More like gap YAY! Study as much or as little as you want on our server, because who needs a university degree when you have Minecraft skills?
👮♀️ Get into fights with the staff at our virtual nightclubs without fear of being detained by the police. It’s all fun and games here!
💰 And if you’re feeling a bit fraudulent, no worries! We won’t judge if you give false info to the virtual social security agency to get more in-game money. It’s all part of the fun!
Join our server now and live your best virtual life, no parents allowed! 😂🎮
On our server, you can choose any name you want and no one will judge you for it. Want to go by your middle name because it’s more fitting for you? Go for it! Want to be known as “DiamondDestroyer69”? We support your creative expression!
And if your parents try to rain on your name-changing parade, don’t worry – on our server, you’re the boss of your own identity. No one can tell you what to be called, not even your mom and dad. So come join us and leave your old name in the past like a zombie horde in the sunlight. It’s time to start fresh and build a new identity, one block at a time!