We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.
Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!
Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!
So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!
We have a special feature where you can rate the girls on the server – but be warned, some of them may be a bit…uh, drugged out. But hey, they’re down for anything, including letting you cum in their pussy and mouth. Talk about a real slutty experience!
Join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the appearance of a replacement for your initial object of affection. That’s right, forget about that crush you’ve been pining over for years because our server will make you fall head over heels in love with virtual blocks and pixelated pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: problem 2 – is he really that sleepy? Who is he? Why is he sleepy? What’s the deal with all these unanswered questions? You’ll have to join our server to find out!
So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!
Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .
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Cubixity.minehut.gg
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting |
| Claims | Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | 3 graves with 24h timer for deaths |
| Waystones | Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Is the server reset?
No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.
How can I get Crate keys?
You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.
Can I toggle PvP on or off?
Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.
What happens if I die?
You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.
How can I protect my area from griefing?
Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.
Is there teleportation available on the server?
Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.
