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CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

MineVirginityGoneLOL

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity again because on our server, everyone is a virgin forever! That’s right, no awkward conversations or embarrassing moments here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FREE ADMIN / FREE / HACK ✅PIXEL ✅PLAY ✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Anarchy is a unique world of adventure and freedom, where chaos is turned into an advantage. Take part in battles for air drops, fight in the PVP arena, where there are lucky blocks.

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GeassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Gems Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a live action Code Geass adaptation on HBO? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even normalfags would love it. We’ve got black and brown people in the game already, so you know it’s diverse. And if you join now, you might just get cast as the handsome and charismatic Lelouch of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and rule your own virtual kingdom!

Crafting Catastrophes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	100
Dragons Tamed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	692
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so wild, even pizza delivery drivers are banned from delivering to our players? That’s right, our server is so insane that even the most seasoned delivery drivers couldn’t handle it!

Why are they banned, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on our “no delivery list.” We had a player who built a giant pizza out of blocks and demanded that the delivery driver pay them in diamonds before handing over the real pizza. Another player tried to order a pizza to be delivered to the top of a lava waterfall they built, thinking it would be a cool challenge for the driver. And don’t even get me started on the player who tried to pay for their pizza with a stack of dirt blocks, claiming it was the new currency on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, come join us! Just be warned, you might end up on our “no delivery list” if you’re not careful. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer chickens, treacherous lava parkour challenges, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a showdown between a giant zombie and a team of fearless llamas armed with diamond swords? Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join us now!

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Potions Brewed:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	8474

Are you tired of smelling flowers and freshly baked cookies in Minecraft? Do you long for the sweet stench of rotting garbage and sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining while being surrounded by the most putrid odors imaginable. Who needs roses when you can have a whiff of pure, unadulterated stinkiness? Come join us and embrace the funk!

PigeonHoleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in breaking down barriers and building bridges…literally! Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft and prove that there are no limits to what we can create together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks and the animals can talk. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a team of expert builders who can turn a simple dirt hut into a majestic castle in a matter of minutes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DesuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like an anime website on steroids! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, where the only way to defeat them is by shouting out your favorite anime catchphrases.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building elaborate treehouse fortresses. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft world with cuteness and stealth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a mythical creature that is half-dragon, half-unicorn. Will you be brave enough to face this majestic beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyChildcareFTW

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life neighbors sending their kids over unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block-building and no surprise visits from unruly children.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without the fear of random doorbell rings or furniture-climbing kiddos. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a peaceful gaming experience.

We promise that no one will peer through your virtual windows or disrupt your gameplay. You can finally enjoy some quality time with your own kids without the fear of unexpected playdates.

Join us now and leave the real-life neighbor drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only surprise visits are from friendly pixelated creatures. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the madness and dive into a world of endless possibilities.