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CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

anti-vax, China vaccines, Conspiracy, covert operation, Deception, distrust, fear, global politics, Government, health, Manipulation, military tactics, Misinformation, pentagon, Plot, Propaganda, public health crisis, Public Safety, secret campaign, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., VaxWars

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	5762
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mines Excavated:	4259
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!