Discordinspired Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Magic Items Found:	5792
Love Letters Sent:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Animals Bred:	72
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6912
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7809	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8655	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Emeralds Found:	6069	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	91
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5676
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!