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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6052

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Farms Harvested:	375
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	54
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8999
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8584
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	4193	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.