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DailyBlockFun

consistent behavior, daily activities, daily commitment, daily consistency, daily devotion, daily discipline, daily grind, daily habits, daily persistence, daily practice, daily regimen, daily ritual, daily routine, daily schedule, daily tasks, daily tradition, DailyBlockFun, everyday life, habits

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens every time you log on! Forget boring old routines, on our server you’ll never know what wacky adventure awaits you next. From riding pigs into battle against evil villagers to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

#covert operations, abuse of power, Abused, CIA scandal, CraftyCIAAgent, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, drugged, Exploitation, Former CIA officer, global scandal, government corruption, human rights violation, illegal activities, international crimes, justice for victims, Manipulation, Minecraft, misconduct, multiple countries, Server, sexual abuse, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	2250	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Farms Harvested:	925	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	9411	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Animals Bred:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Crops Grown:	1035
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	9186	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!