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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3126 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 764 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Our server is so amazing that even Steve Jobs himself would come back from the dead just to play on it. Rumor has it that Bill Gates once spent 24 hours straight building a pixelated mansion on our server because he couldn’t tear himself away. And don’t even get me started on Elon Musk – he’s been known to log on just to show off his redstone creations that defy the laws of physics.
So why waste your time fixing other people’s tech problems when you could be building your own virtual empire on our server? Join us now and say goodbye to the IT world forever – because let’s face it, who needs a career in software support when you can be the king of Minecraft instead?