CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Towns Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3092	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	6290
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	1

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Animals Bred:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	8407
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	6868
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

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