Players: |
102/200 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
29 |
Buildings Constructed: |
23 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
25 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
2 |
Emeralds Found: |
2744 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
5 |
Villages Defended: |
12 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.